Take a car and mount the seats eight feet in the air hanging in front of the car and you have yourself a death trap roller coaster of fun.
Van seat suspended in air complete with steering wheel, breaks and accelerator to drive a vintage Chevy Cavalier.
The retardmobile in action
How to build your own retardmobile
Take a couple white people who are sure pretty sure they can break dance and or have regular seizures, a Delorean car, and a video camera for the aforementioned epileptic attention starved morons and you have a recipe for disaster. Fortunately no one was killed in the filming of this video, but behavior like this should not be tolerated and if you see something like this call the police. Or better yet just bust a cap, oh wait skip the cap gun just use a shotgun.
Speechless… However now I have a pretty good idea of how that one guy lost his leg.
One of the coolest shows on TV is Mythbusters and in one of the cooler things they did was cut down a tree with a mini gun. Sure non-retarded people use an ax or a chainsaw but when you have a machine gun that fires thousands of rounds a minute why waste the effort.
The show if you haven’t seen it tries to recreate urban myths and see if they are accurate or not, although I’m not sure who didn’t believe this was possible.
It is possible to cut down a tree with a machine gun.
confirmed
The build team obtained large pine tree trunks and set them up in the Mojave Desert. The trees were shot at using a Thompson submachine gun and a M249 SAW, but they remained standing. The .45 bullets were too slow and inaccurate, and the 5.56mm NATO rounds didn’t cause enough damage to fell the tree. However, when Kari used a M134D minigun that fired 7.62mm NATO at 50 rounds per second, the pine trunk fell down within a minute. A much denser mesquite tree was also cut in short order.
Sure it’s fun to hire the handicapped but when you do you might want to get some more insurance and be sure to have plenty of video tape. Here is a short video showing what happens when a retard drives a tow truck…
Kevin Armstrong is a brave little 12 year old with acute Solumoristosis, an extremely rare genetic deformity that horribly disfigures his facial appearance. This is the heart warming documentary focuses on how the boy overcomes his handicap and perseveres in a society that places so much emphasis on physical appearance.
When life gives you a butt for a face make lemonade or in this case butt lemonade.
Sure the female part can be a little intimidating and battling odor down there is a cottage industry. Now there is a product to make that scary part fun for everyone. With eleven scented glitter color packs you can decorate your very own smiley face down there with Clitter!
Sure we all can’t win the gold, but competing for let’s say the women’s track team would buy you at least three seconds on your mile. In the army chicks only had to run at a brisk walk to pass their physical requirements tests (guess the bad guys need to be told not to chase women at full speed). So if we’re going to have steroids in professional sports and co-ed bathrooms let’s cheat our way to the gold…
Not sure which is funnier the mustache or the pink tutu, this year’s retard gold medalist Paul Hunt, USA.
People who berate employees at Laundrymats fail to take into consideration that the Chinese have a thousand years of kung fu in their blood. You can only push them so far before they bust out a can of bruce lee whoop ass. This video is great it reminds me of the printer beat down scene in office space, one of the all time great cinematic moments.
Laundrymat beat down - beware these people eat dogs, finding a way to get rid of you will not be an issue.
Office Space beat printer down
Aint this some bullshit? Guy gets tazed for taking like 30 seconds to find his driver’s license…Wtf?
Clear case of brutality…
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