Today millions of Americans across the country are coming to terms with the fact the election is over. After the war it’s difficult to return to everyday life and post election stress disorder is a real disease and it’s effecting people across the country. This video shows the human costs of America’s most expensive election…

60 plus years, a lifelong battle with alcoholism and cigarettes have taken their toll on Darlene but through all that and incontinentce she perseveres. Her story goes far beyond just being the ugliest web cam babe in the world, it’s a tale of quiet redemption, courage, dental malpractice and a totally unflappable sense of self-worth…

Alluring They don’t call Darlene sexy Darlene for no reason.

The Temptress This web vixen has the time on her hands with Medicare to make her loyal web fans happy and knows just how to string them along.

Naughty Darlene is at least twice the woman Jessica Alba is and knows how to treat you like a naughty lunch lady.

Playful She can really put the moves on, she may say she’s 18 but she’s a real cougar or some kind of wild animal that would chew your leg off if given the chance.

Incontinent Sometimes age and alcoholism get the better of her and she makes an oopsie on the camera - a fan favorite for the crowd in Japan.

Concentrating When she takes her teeth out you can tell she’s serious and things are about to get hot.

Demure Darlene has the moves to back up her looks but it’s refreshing how down to earth she is.

Thoughtful Without her glasses she has a hard time reading the screen set to 640×480 so give her some time to read what you are doing to yourself.

Seductive Seeming to tease her hair Darlene teases with the camera tempting you to see through her medical diapers.

Beautiful Here Darlene shows her good side for the camera.

So if you’ve had a nibble and can’t wait to take a bite of Sexy Darlene simply let your fingers do the walking to her free cam site. That’s right I said free! A bargain at any price, for sheer humor alone.

Using scientific methodology we have taken the most attractive celeberities infected with STD’s and determined which are the most attractive. Each subject was given a total score or DRrf or Disease Risk Reward Factor taking account for physical appearance, wealth, and disease severity…

DRrf or Disease Risk Reward Factor aka (STD Ranking) calculated where:

*Wealth in Millions (US Dollar)

If left unchecked this promiscuous vixens aren’t just a threat to Hollywood - they are a threat to the general public. If we can’t control these celebrities the entire world will be infected with STD’s at least three months before the planet melts and we die from global warming. These worst case computer models show just how real the threat to the country is:

Argentina is well known for losing to larger countries in battle, first the Falkland Islands and now apparently the South American country is looking to be defeated by the Chinese. WIthout a Chinese version of the Falkland Islands nearby (save Vancouver) Argentina is making an Olympic effort to upset the Chinese into defeating them.

Argentina only has two medals at this point, so we decided to award them retarded humor medals for their latest attempt at humor / public relations disaster…

Men’s Basketball
Women’s Tennis
Women’s Soccer

The Chinese athletes are leading in terms of military power, athletic prowess, population, economic strength, but losing in the retarded humor category. Incidentally the soccer player on the left is definitely a guy.

More retarded: Argentinian troops raising flag over the falkalnd islands in 1982.

Hot reporters are willing to do more than just go down for a story some are nearly got killed by a giant ball. Not just a run of the mill ball either, it was a single ball (like John Kruk’s) or more specifically a giant transparent sphere intended to be fun.

Sphereing (or Zorbing) is the practice of humans traveling in a sphere, generally made of transparent plastic, usually for fun. Sphereing or globe-riding is generally performed on a gentle slope, allowing the rider to roll downhill, but can also be done on a level surface, as well as on water, permitting more rider control. In the absence of hills, at least one vendor has begun constructing metal ramps.[1] Most spheres are constructed for a single rider, but some hold two or three. The longer runs are approximately half a mile. Globe-riding is very popular in New Zealand and the very first Zorb site was Zorb Rotorua.

The sphere is a double-hulled sphere, with one ball inside the other with an air layer in between. This acts as a shock absorber for the rider, dampening bumps while traveling. It also allows for a much more light-weight sphere made of flexible plastic, as opposed to the rigid plastic of a hamster ball. Many spheres have straps to hold the rider in place, while others leave the rider free to walk the sphere around or be tossed about freely by the rolling motion. A typical sphere is about 3 metres (9.8 ft) in diameter, with an inner sphere size of about 2 metres (6.6 ft), leaving a 50–60 centimetre (20–24 in) air cushion around the riders. The plastic is approximately 0.8 millimetres (0.031 in) thick. The inner and outer sphere are connected by numerous (often hundreds) small ropes. Spheres generally have one or two tunnel-like entrances.

On June 19, 2008 reporter Rebekah Metzler of the Lewiston Sun-Journal, fractured her back and bruised a kidney while rolling down a ski hill in a Chinese knockoff of the product at Lost Valley, Maine.

Statehouse reporter Rebekah Metzler was rolling down a hill inside the car-sized plastic sphere known as “the Zorb” when it bounced off a hay-encased post, went airborne and landed hard several seconds later.

Metzler estimated the ball sailed 8 feet into the air before coming down.

She drove back to the newspaper office and was taken to Central Maine Medical Center in Lewiston where she was admitted Thursday night.

Metzler was inside the sphere along with Sun Journal photographer Lincoln Benedict as part of a media preview of the ride.

Hours after Metzler’s 1 p.m. ride, it was still unclear what went wrong.

“I wouldn’t want this incident to become a black cloud over the Zorb,” Metzler said from the hospital Thursday night. “I think if things are done correctly, it’s safe.”

The ride features a large, inflatable sphere inside which riders are strapped and then rolled down a hill. The sphere is opening at Lost Valley this weekend with the announcement: “Take the wildest ride in your life down over our ski trails!”

Metzler said she had researched the “Zorb” in preparation for her ride and indications were that there was not a big risk of injury. Her guess: The operation of it on Thursday may have been more relaxed because it was not yet open to the public.

“That’s my layman’s point of view,” she said. “I think if the concern level is there, it’s going to be pretty safe.”

Metzler said it did not appear that the sphere handlers paid particular attention to how precisely the orb was inflated before she was sent down the hill.

Zorb Ltd chief executive, Craig Horrocks, of Remuera, Auckland, told the Boston Globe that his company has had issues with “a rogue and fake operators.”

He said the only official Zorb site in the USA was in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, near Dolly Parton’s theme park.

Zorb New England co-manager Jeremy Coito acknowledged that his business base in Danvile New Hampshire was not associated with Zorb Ltd, but claimed that “Zorbing is a generic trademark, a sport” and he could rightfully use its name.

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Some people are fans of sports teams, actors, or little troll dolls and still others are fans of stupid things - like our site. RetardZone has it’s first groupie, and she’s a hottie. Take a minute and drool…

Ava as HellGirl, a new series on FOX premiering next fall.

Ava before the plastic surgery, she used to go by the name Arthur.

Her top is stuffed with melons, and other tasty fruit snacks.

Even Wall-E can’t keep his hands off her.

Carrot Top has been working out, I’d like to stick that vegetable somewhere.

Where’s Ava Cowan?

Ava stands for change!

Ava in a rarely seen advertisement for training toilets for adults.

This endorsement also inspired an unusual following in Japan which resulted in a lucrative movie offer.

Trailer Park Boys, lost Cory and Trevor - but I would so do the new Bubbles.

Ava Cowan denies using steroids.

Ava Cowan had one surgery that went too far…

The incredible modeling hulk.

A true work of art, with a few factory original parts.