Today while I was surfing the web when I really should have been working I found an utterly retarded site and decided it needed help. The ‘6 billion’ people webpage only had 43 people on it so I decided to add myself 23 times. Now beyond the two pictures of myself I needed to come up with 21 of my friends to help contribute to this site.
Now this required me to create an individual email account for each, and it’s a good thing my boss had nothing better to do and helped me by creating email accounts on yahoo. With our contribution the six billion people of the world are at least 34% retarded. Please feel free to contribute your own retarded selves, this should be a new home for the retarded.
The map moves like the google map and you can enlarge the retarded photos on, there are only 5 billion, nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and forty four spots open so you better hurry.
email: m.takesitintherear
my ex girlfriend, before she got fat
after
my black friend who can beat me in an eating contest - and let’s me say I have a best friend who is black
dad
dad’s new friend who for some reason keeps showing up in our house for breakfast everyday
my cousin / uncle (long story)
mommy
best friend on the fourth of July, still miss him
My biological dad, Bubba
My uncle, he’s cool always taking pictures. He used to always take me camping and give me all the whiskey I could keep down.
Looking forward to seeing you there! Be sure to post your pictures, and let us know…