Some moron has decided into park in one of our spots and we are way too immature to let this go without wildly inappropriate overreaction. Parking directly behind the parktard didn’t seem to do the trick so we decided to get the city involved, or at least by proxy.

Goofball taking up my spot.

First overreaction - park directly behind said moron and make it so he can’t leave until well after dark.

Inspiration strikes - why not let the city reserve my parking.

Can’t be a felony - this thing couldn’t cost that much money, and technically I am just moving it. So third strike is still in reserve for something more fun down the line.

There now we can drive off before any more witnesses observe our latest office prank, would have gone faster if someone hadn’t locked the hatch.

Always good to involve accomplices so you can blame whatever happens on the group and you would have never done anything this dumb on my own.

Easy setup and my new reserved parking is now in place.